Must have!

One of the greates books I've ever seen!  Everyone should nave it!
Here are some facts:

• One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.    
• Chuck Norris swings a baseball bat made out of Batman.
• Chuck Norris always messes with the Zohan, the Zohan never messes with Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris has such a big dick, that his dick has a dick. And the dick of Chuck Norris' dick is bigger than yours.